Lexophile Edit Meaning

1. Derogatory description of male anatomy, based on Apple's portable music player which is small and white. No, I wouldn't sleep..

1. The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincte..

1. The study of masturbation. I have my PHD in Jackology. See jerkoff, beat off, masturbate, study, jack..