What is Lexx?
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The Greatest show in the two universes!!
It is about a Security Guard named Stanley Tweedle who accidentally got the key to the most powerful (and most phallic) ship in the two universes. Hence he becomes the Capitan. A love slave named Zev, who used to be ugly but became pretty when she fell in a machine with a cluster lizard joins him as she is running away from the competent security guards. On the ship they meet Kai a dead warrior from an ancient race who was reanimated by the very person he meant to kill to become an assassin. They also meet a robot head named 790 who can control all machines but for some reason falls in love with the crew originally with Zev then with Kai he now hates Zev because he thinks she is trying to take Kai away from him. Zev was changed into and even hotter Xev in the 2nd season when she died and was reborn from a man eating plant/girl named lyka. The go on many adventures starting in their own backwards yet advanced and organized universe, then comming to our universe first in heaven and hell, then it got really good on earth when they got political.
"Sex is fun but it is also known to have side effects, one of which is children" kai
I wrote a deffinition about 2 years before this one and since then have bought every episode and watched them twice (except the fire and water part I only watched those once) And I still say it is the best show ever, it is somewhat remincent of fifth element in style to any of you who may be considering watching it.
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The show with the Security Guard Class 4 Stanley Tweedle, the beautiful love-slave Zev/Xev, the dead man in black Kai, the in-love robot head 790, and the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes, the Lexx.
"Tell the Lexx to eat Holland"
"Gee, aren't there people living in Holland?"
"Yes, but they're Dutch, so they're used to suffering"
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A REALLY STRANGE Sci-Fi show that got even funnier when they came to Earth.
George Bush: "-and that's why I think we should send all those bad Japanese people back to.....japanese-land! So remember, be careful how you eat your cheese around the japanese!"
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Lexx rules all!
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The Greatest show in the two universes!!
It is about a Security Guard named Stanley Tweedle who accidentally got the key to the most powerful (and most phallic) ship in the two universes. Hence he becomes the Capitan. A love slave named Zev, who used to be ugly but became pretty when she fell in a machine with a cluster lizard joins him as she is running away from the competent security guards. On the ship they meet Kai a dead warrior from an ancient race who was reanimated by the very person he meant to kill to become an assassin. They also meet a robot head named 790 who can control all machines but for some reason falls in love with the crew originally with Zev then with Kai he now hates Zev because he thinks she is trying to take Kai away from him. I think he might have fallen in love with Stanley for an episode as well but I saw that one years ago and do not remember.
If you are reading this you either love it or hate it as with most additions on this web site. In either case you probably know as much if not more than me already. The only exception is those who hate some one with Lexx as an sn. For those of you who fall under this category, I pity your ignorance.
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A show made in Canada about three aliens who look like people who fly around in a space ship that looks like a penis.
Lexx is the best show EVER! I'm going to go goo to pictures of Xenia Seeburg now.
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number one underground show..hahah yes ppl we are cool cuz only we know about that show!! and stan is funny and xev is beutiflu and kai would be sexy if he wasnt so pasty and dead, buh hes the best assasin and they all live happily ever afterin the month, their home, the lexx....best show!!
"i missed lexx last night, has xev had any sexual fantasy fullfilled yet?"
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