Leysan

What is Leysan?


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Tatar bombshell, known all around the world as the coolest dico-dancing biotch, who gets drunk without a drop of alcohol and who will seduce you with her exotic dish washing dance moves!! Careful not to get swept away looking into her deep dark mysterious eyes. A single word from her golden lips will destroy your volition and make you submit to her ever-longing desire.

Guy 1: OMG, OMG OMGOMGOMG here she comes!

Guy 2: It's Leysan. I met her in the Amazonian rain forest three years ago.

Guy 1: Leysan is bitching but totally not a bitch!

Guy 2: Yea, she is so amazingly cool, and she knows like 5 languages... she's like an international woman of mystery - a female James Bond.

Guy 1: Yeah I'm so in love with her, but I don't think I have a chance at conquering her untamable heart.

**Leysan gracefully passes the two boys, blows a kiss, and disappears into the mist**

Guy 2: OMG, SHE IS SO HOT

Guy 1: Totally, dude!

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