What is Lezhog?
A Lesbian Hedgehog. A hedgehog that is reported to eat other hedgehogs minges.
Lilly the lesbian lezhog was munching mandies spiny minge. (because mandy is a lezhog too)
Homosexual females seen as noticeably overweight and often associated with short haircuts, snout noses, and male-like physical characteristics while seen as generally unattractive to the opposite sex; see 'Butch' for further reading.
I don't think anything could have prepared me for the sight of two lezhogs going at it earlier in the park.