Lezquatch Edit Meaning

1. the art of luring your dog with a chip to your ass in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab t..

1. A very mystical creature. Anyone who has the pleasure of coming into contact with him has an instant need to shit. If you are far away..

1. zelm is a force of nature that farts on people unmercilessly. To be a zelm, you must have controllable flatulence at all time, and huge..