Lfpos

What is Lfpos?

1.

The name of my computer.

Stands for: Little Fucking Piece of Shit

Often gets called this when courseworks due and the mother fucking printer decides it's gonna fuck me around.

Me says: work you Little Fucking Piece of Shit, print out my fucking document! biatch

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