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A beverage hand-crafted by Sir Joe Volzer, consisting of the following ingredients:
1 2-liter of Squirt Citrus Soda
1 gallon of Fruit ..
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binoculars; for the sole purpose of gawking at chicks from a distance.
"dude, hand me the gawknoculars, I think there is a hottie ..
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The event you plan to attend (with the high school friends with whom you cared enough to keep in touch) INSTEAD of the grossly overprice..