What is Liardius?
1.
Refers to a person who has had drunken sex with a really fat chick
How to spot a Liardius:
1. He will claim the next morning to have been
2. You see him the next morning putting his sheets in the wash (washing away both the sweaty fat juice and the shame (metaphorically))
3. He is a premium member of the 'one ton club'.
Warning: In a last ditch effort to avoid the embarrassment of his portly deeds, a Liardius may try to blame his friends/roomates for not stopping him from "making the biggest mistake of his life"(A common Liardius phrase). Again, do not fall for this trick- you no know whats up.
1. Good God, I never figured you for a Liardius.
2. Thats a Liardius for you- what did you expect.
3. He pulled a Liardius
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