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When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.
I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica ..
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Having sex doggy style while pushing tuna around your girlfriends back with your mouth whilst weeping from the eyes
Oi oi oi, did you h..
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Divined from the Live journal of one teen-angst ridden college gentleman named Forrest (Forrest, from the Latin forestus meaning "g..