Liberty Bell

What is Liberty Bell?


1.

The Liberty Bell is a lewd sex act in which a male spreads his legs while standing and squats down just bit. While squatting, he then holds and raises his penis, leaving his testicles dangling free. A woman then lies down underneath and inserts the entire testicle sack into her mouth, shaking her head from side to side much like ringing a bell. Ideally, the woman performs this act with such aggression that crack(s) can form at the corners of her mouth, much like the cracked Liberty Bell.

Man, Garth hooked up with some dumb ho last night. Dumb bitch got so drunk she gave Garth a liberty bell.

See liberty, bell, balls, testicle, sex, oral, fuck, nuts

2.

n. An ugly girl. Because they're kinda busted.

Man, you always get with liberty bells.

See girl, dime, monet, skank

3.

The act of wearing a t-shirt whilst wearing nothing below the waist, not to include footwear. (Applicable to males only.)

Why does that dude always go Liberty Bell in the locker room? That's gay.

See winnie the pooh, christmas tree

4.

When an elderly man robocops a woman, then strikes the bucket with his cane while it rests on the woman's head.

Becky's ears were ringing for a week after Herbert liberty belled her.

See robocop, canes, soulja boy

5.

When you are with two girls, they are facing each other and kissing, you place you penis between their faces and proceed to smack them in the forehead back and forth. Hence, "ringing the liberty bell"

Jeremiah gave Sarah and Sally the liberty bell last night

See liberty, bell, smack, ho, slut, 3 some

6.

Whilst having sex with a woman doggy style, one boxes the female's ears forcefully. When she turns to inquire why you would do such a thing, you punch her in the mouth, chipping her tooth. Thusly, her ears are ringing and she has a cracked tooth, ala the Libery Bell

I'd been seeing this girl for about 2 weeks before I gave her a liberty bell, needless to say, she left me, and sent me the bill from her dentist.

7.

I'm going to break down the action known as the liberty bell in a few simple steps.

Step 1 - You must first forcefully push feces from your rectum until it reaches the danger point, when the turd is ready to fall but hasn't yet.

Step 2 - Once the "danger point" has been reached you can slowly carry the dangling shit on your ass to it's destination point, be careful though the feces is very fragile and may fall easily.

Step 3 - Once the feces has reached the required destination you can begin preforming the act, you will need to have a female. Now read carefully, this female MUST be under the influence, no normal human would attempt this act without being really...and I mean really fucked up.

Step 4 - Once you have the intoxicated female placed on a bed with her mouth opened wide you can begin to lower the feces into her mouth, be careful not to lower it to far or you may cause her to gag or swallow your feces.

Step 5 - When the feces has penetrated the lip level you can begin swinging your ass in circles, this will cause the feces to beat rapidly off the walls of the females mouth.

Congradulations - If you have made it this far you have offically performed the "liberty bell"

"Well I was gonna give the bitch a liberty bell but I went to far past the danger zone and the ho choked on my shit."

See shit, mouth, cock, what, the, fuck, bang


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