What is Liberty Pilgrim?
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protoplasm without purpose.
Liberty Pilgrim is as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
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Someone so obtuse they have been kicked off any message board with a moderator. Often takes the form "ButtFlavoredPopDork", "walkerman", "IfishIam" and "ArcoWimper" to escape detection on new boards.
Example: Liberty Pilgrim is off his meds and ruining another good message board. Give it five minutes and ButtFlavoredPopDork will show up and compliment Liberty Pilgrim on a great post.
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