What is Lick Stamps?
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1. The ability to perform oral sex on oneself.
2. Being either well endowed (for a man) or limber enough to perform oral sex on yourself.
3. Alternately, having breasts large enough to suck one's own nipples.
1. Look how limber that gymnast is, I bet she could lick stamps!
2. (To a bartender) I need a cold beer, I just licked my stamps in the bathroom and need to get this taste out of my mouth.
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