Lick The Turtle

What is Lick The Turtle?


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To cum in someone's asshole right before they shit and then, when they start to take the shit, you lick the cum off of the end of the turd.

Geoff: Dude, my bitch asked me to lick the turtle when we were doing it, so I stomped her tits in the dirt.

See cum, anal, shit, feces, sex, nasty, gross, fuck, asshole, ass, turd, bitch, tits, dirt, blink 182


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