Lick The Turtle

What is Lick The Turtle?

To cum in someone's asshole right before they shit and then, when they start to take the shit, you lick the cum off of the end of the turd.

Geoff: Dude, my bitch asked me to lick the turtle when we were doing it, so I stomped her tits in the dirt.

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