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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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An older woman unfamiliar with the ways of a wild cougar. She settled for men her own age even if they aren’t in her same league.
A hun..
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The unfortunate result of having a circumcision done with pinking shears.
There's Frank. His doctor was some sort of drunken dumb..