What is Lickin' The Mitten?
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The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.
Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.
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when someone believes their "ass is grass" because of a certain someone, that person is then known to have a lawnmower.
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A kinder and more humorous way to refer to someone as an ass.
Man, Dan is such a colonsweater! He stole my laptop!
See ass, asshole
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