What is Lickin' The Mitten?
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The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.
Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.
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Used to describe a bad situation.
Ohh man this shits "shiz jizzy" - when youve caught ur mum in bed with the family dog...
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Usually said after a night of shenanigans or during a severely awkward moment.
"Just let it happen guys, just let it happen."..