What is Lickin' The Mitten?
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The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.
Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.
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A phantom of questionably large size
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A small town in south western Wisconsin.
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A reference to the video game Zelda Four Swords. Also, a expletive to be shouted when you want to act like an idiot (see: Frank).
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