What is Lickin' The Mitten?
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The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.
Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.
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When you look at a chicks breasts through a shirt and their size seems ample, but upon nude observation they are indeed not ample
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a Wife who is one in name, but is not there in the physical. She wants the title but not the job.
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