What is Lickin' The Mitten?
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The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.
Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.
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When a man in front of onlookers drops his pants and farts directly at them.
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