Licking Carpet

What is Licking Carpet?

The act of one lesbian licking another lesbians vagina.

Maggie: 'What were you doing last night then Lizzie, you look really tired...'

Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'

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Outer Shpongolia

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Milpke

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