What is Licking The Turtle?
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When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.
"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."
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something we wont see in this life time
Clinton was the closest thing we will have to a black president for the next 1-2 centuries
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a informal name for duct tape. mainly because most rednecks have something fixed with duct tape in there house
duct tapeis also a main..