Licking The Turtle

What is Licking The Turtle?


1.

When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.

"I really fancy licking your turtle"

"I dont know how to do it"

"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."


69

Random Words:

1. Shortened name for Hechler and Koch, a European firearms manufacturer. This company's products cover a wide range, but in popular ..
1. The act of male ejaculation while otherwise preoccupied by shitting. Ben's about to edumkulate on the couch!! Woah! It's ligh..
1. an organisation whose sole purpose is to make jobless peoples lives a misery by boring them to insanity with yellow walls and hollow tas..