What is Licking The Turtle?
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When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.
"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."
Random Words:
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a state of random extreme hyperactiveness usually brought upon by bacardi and 'frustration'!!!
"Hey Abi I can feel a bit..
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To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.
Derived from the main character in the film Shor..
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inserting a corncob into a golpher hole at a rapid pace
i am gonna start tittytappin da putty tat that works at my office because she i..
