What is Licking The Turtle?
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When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.
"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."
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A drunken staggerhome when really pissedthat seems to last forever as one leg is used to stay upright and the other is a stabiliser.
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one who does not work, still lives with his mother, is too fucking old and can't take the hint, makes no effort whatsoever to spend..
