What is Licking The Turtle?
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When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.
"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."
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A tongue in cheek description of a transvestite, or basically anyone that appears to be a woman but upon further investigation is a dude..
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An alternative to 'good' or 'cool'.
Used in a response to a question or a just a general comment
1) Question: &quo..