What is Licking The Turtle?
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When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.
"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."
Random Words:
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The act of watching pornographic material while simulatneously vaporizing high grade marijuana or hashish. Originated in Lawrence, Kansa..
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Eating Vagina with the entire mouth.
Andrew decided to muck Jenny's bin after a long sweaty hockey practice.
1. Andrew unzipped ..
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Basically 2 minutes off sex.
girl - hahahaha babe u look funny
guy- dats it, 2 minutes off.
See sex, time, funny..
