What is Licking The Turtle?
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When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.
"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."
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The art of snot rocketing on your hand and then masturbating using the contents of "the sneezer" as a delish lube. After words..
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the best couple in the world. a couple that doesnt really see eachother much but they talk on the phone a lot and love eachother and are..
