What is Licking The Turtle?
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When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.
"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."
Random Words:
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A person who is always consistently wrong.
When you ask a Zeromaster if a movie is good, and they say "no", then you know tha..
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a seemingly innocent phrase or sentence that has a sexual double entendre
bob: do you like hard pretzels or soft pretzels better?
sara..
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The face a rower makes at the catch and beginning of the drive, a.k.a when the oar catches the water and is about to pull through. This..
