What is Licking The Turtle?
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When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.
"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."
Random Words:
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A phrase to describe when shits gone wrong
Penfold: "Ooh Crumbs!"
See oh shit, oh fuck, oh no, oh dear..
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Something that is overrated, but not nearly as bad as those claiming so would like you to believe
Panic at the Disco is underoverrated;..
