Licks Balls

What is Licks Balls?


1.

the art of being something, lousy, terrible, lame; not very good

"Do you like Guns n' Roses?"

"No, they lick balls"

2.

Sucks in comparison.

Made famous from the Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. They're standing outside a convenience store they don't like.

Jay: "This place licks balls compared to the Quik Stop."

Me: "Their church choir licks balls compared to ours."

My son: "Mom, that's not very Christian-like."

Me: "Um, OK. The Devil licks balls compared to God."

My son: "That's better."

See jay, silent bob, sucks, the devil

3.

This slang phrase originated in the North of England, and literally means 'rocks'. From the latin 'kicks ass'....

Guns'N'Roses lick balls....

Hazza does not lick balls

4.

the ultimate term to express how absolutely great and fantastic something is.

see also ball-lickin' good

"that totally licks balls"

"does that mean it's good?"

"yes, of course. how could it possibly mean anything else?"

"i see your point"


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