Lidgasm

What is Lidgasm?

Happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the damn thing skeets all over you.

AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid

Guy 1: What's that on your shirt?

Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.

Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.

See lid, orgasm, yogurt, skeet, squirt

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