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When you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid penis in your hand, either minutes or hours later.
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Beautiful part of Tennessee with hard working mountain folks, gorgeous scenery, large amounts of history. First frontier of the U.S.
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A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.
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