Life Insurance

What is Life Insurance?


1.

The reason why women usually kill their husbands.

Miss. Smith received life imprisonment for killing her husband for the insurance money.

See sarcastic

2.

The investment you make betting that your worth more dead than alive. Upon death your investment usually results in your family getting rich.

John was a loser not worth a crap to his family, then he died and the life insurance made then filthy stinking rich.


74

Random Words:

1. When, after drinking a significant amount of liquid -e.g. coffee or beer- over the course of a few hours, you anally penetrate a female&..
1. An abbreviation for "laugh out loud throw a midget in a river." Often used when rofl and lmao and lol get old. Also commonly u..
1. This word originates from the persons of epic proportions known as Dan and Jenn. Now, the word can only be depicted easily by those who ..