What is Life Insurance?
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The reason why women usually kill their husbands.
Miss. Smith received life imprisonment for killing her husband for the insurance money.
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The investment you make betting that your worth more dead than alive. Upon death your investment usually results in your family getting rich.
John was a loser not worth a crap to his family, then he died and the life insurance made then filthy stinking rich.
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