Life Jacket

What is Life Jacket?


1.

A protective device that you put on before you Motorboat a woman with ample cans. Also a visual aid to display your intent to said woman.

Ben, bored with two cats in the bath tub, buckled up his life jacket and dove into a hearty set of knockers head first.

See cleaveland steamer, closet monkey, lawn mower, munting, two dogs in the bath tub

2.

In Jamican dialect, used to refer to a condom

You waan deh wid me, you have you life jacket?

See condom, boots, protection, barrier


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