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When a girl looks WAY hotter in a picture then in real life.
guy 1: wow she looked hot in the pic but when we went out she was a beast!..
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Truth in its purest form.
I kick so much ass. You know it to be true...
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1. This is what a pig sounds like when it is trying to be sexy!
2. This is what a fat, slobby, female office worker sounds like when sh..