What is Life Noob?
1.
Generally used on the internet and in real-life, this word has many origins. Generally used to describe someone as an outcast, or someone who does something out of the norm on a constant basis.
Meaning 1: Someone who fails simple everyday tasks. For example - failing to operate an ATM, tie ones shoes properly or wash their hands after using the toilet.
Meaning 2: Someone who fails to socialise in a normal way. For example - at a pub or club, attempting to use a pick-up line on a girl.
Meaning 3: Someone who can no longer function properly in a real environment, and must live constantly "online" connected to their computer/mobile phone/television/etc
1: "Holy shit, that guy over there has been trying to put his card into the ATM the wrong way around for the past 10 minutes, what a life noob."
2:
Ben: Hey baby, wanna come back to my house for a drink? I've got cable TV
Girl: *SLAP*
Ben: ouch. Hey sugar wanna come back to my house for a drink? I have a BMW
Girl2: *SLAP*
Ben: yeow. Hey honey wanna come back to my place for a coffee? I own stocks in a multimillion dollar company
Girl3: *SLAP*
3: "Holy shit. Those two fat geeks do nothing but play World of Warcraft all day, I bet they've forgotten the real world uses dollars and when you die you don't respawn."
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