What is Life Surfer?
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One who engages in Life Surfing.
A lifestyle choice diagnosable by
1. a lack of objective self reflection.
2. one who does not factor their affect on
others in their actions.
3. excessive obliviousness
Marcia is a life surfer, she only notices things that knock her off her board.
Life surfers never care to hear the complexity of an issue, they like it cut and dry.
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