Life Surfer

What is Life Surfer?

One who engages in Life Surfing.

A lifestyle choice diagnosable by

1. a lack of objective self reflection.

2. one who does not factor their affect on

others in their actions.

3. excessive obliviousness

Marcia is a life surfer, she only notices things that knock her off her board.

Life surfers never care to hear the complexity of an issue, they like it cut and dry.

See blonde, ignorance, archetype, normal, people, masses, sheep, idiot, tool, airhead, moron

Orange Dick

1. A side-effect of snackerbating with Cheetos or other similar cheese-flavored snacks. Commonly abbreviated "od." girl: why is..

Route 69

1. When 2 people, preferably a guy and girl, have 69 with the girl on the bottom. When he jizzums, he turns around in a sitting position w..

Zabr

1. zabr is slang arabic in lebanese dialect for "dick" or "penis" Usually it is used in a vulgar context. It is the mo..

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