Life Surfer

What is Life Surfer?

One who engages in Life Surfing.

A lifestyle choice diagnosable by

1. a lack of objective self reflection.

2. one who does not factor their affect on

others in their actions.

3. excessive obliviousness

Marcia is a life surfer, she only notices things that knock her off her board.

Life surfers never care to hear the complexity of an issue, they like it cut and dry.

See blonde, ignorance, archetype, normal, people, masses, sheep, idiot, tool, airhead, moron

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