Lifejack

What is Lifejack?

referring to something that hijacks your life, usually an addiction of some sort

1. Everquest 2 and World of Warcraft have lifejacked my friends.

2. Too bad heroin lifejacked Danny...he used to be an okay guy.

See hijack, addiction, addicted, hijacked, no life

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