What is Liferules?
THE MOST IMPORTANT LIFE RULES.
If you follow them, you will find true enlightenment.
Be friends with people who can get you free food.
Don't get caught doing anything stupid.
If/when you do get caught, don't do anything stupid to make it worse.
Always play good music.
When you aren't friends with people who can get you free food, find a way to steal food that is both quick and effective.
Learn how to play the guitar. It is both cliche and attracts members of the opposite sex.
Tell someone you love them.
Learn a form of martial arts. To kick peoples' asses as well as attract the opposite sex.
Always find comfort in Ben and Jerry.
Take over-priced and crappy photos in a photo both with more than two people (cramped spaces make for better and more memorable pictures).
Learn a foreign language and confuse people.
Talk to strangers: omegle
Eat a series of foods all with the word 'pop' in them (popcorn, poptarts, pop...and that's pretty much it)
Do flips on a trampoline.
Bathe in your own awesomeness.
Set someone you don't like on fire.
Jump out of a window.
Buy a dog and name it Susan. Raise it to be your best friend, always be there for it, and it will always be there for you. Love Susan and she will always return love in forms of wet sloppy kisses and tail wagging. One day, you'll accidentally hit her with your car and go through a horrible cycle of drinking and guilt. Eventually you'll get over it and will buy goldfish for the rest of your life.
(This rule is not necessary)
Do whatever the hell you want. Who cares?
(this is considered to be the most important LifeRule)
By following these LifeRules, I have achieved enlightenment!