What is Lifetime Movies?
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The movies are the best, low-budget, D-list actors, Real "teen" issues
The movies are kind of Troma Production like in their crude low-budget manners.
The movies have really bad plots that are easy to laugh at and make fun of.
Such as; She's Too Young- a whole Junior High gets syphilis from giving'receiving oral
Cyber Seduction-A "typical" teen gets addicted to internet porn (the breaking point for the parents was not the thousands of dollars their son was spending on porn, but when he got kicked of the swim team because he was too busy masturbating.
you can rent these movies too, or just watch them on LIfetime, because they are always on.
They are all instant classics
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