What is Lifetime Original Rod?
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a rod used for beating your wife or girlfriend, advertised or inspired by the Lifetime channel.
My favorite channel is the Lifetime channel because Lifetime is "Television for women. Lifetime, television for women." Yet for some reason, there's always a woman getting beaten on that network. In "Rod" Meredith Baxter gets beaten by a rod, a Lifetime Original Rod."
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When the head of a family, such as a parent, decides that a lesser member of the family will no longer recieve access to the family rout..
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To be sun burnt or turned red by the sun.
Shit man... i got totally "Lobsterized" at the beach today.
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