What is Lifetime Original Rod?
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a rod used for beating your wife or girlfriend, advertised or inspired by the Lifetime channel.
My favorite channel is the Lifetime channel because Lifetime is "Television for women. Lifetime, television for women." Yet for some reason, there's always a woman getting beaten on that network. In "Rod" Meredith Baxter gets beaten by a rod, a Lifetime Original Rod."
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n. One who usually expects a favorable outcome, but who also derives pleasure from cruelty.
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In reference to a particularly enthusiatic session of masturbation
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