What is Lifetime Original Rod?
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a rod used for beating your wife or girlfriend, advertised or inspired by the Lifetime channel.
My favorite channel is the Lifetime channel because Lifetime is "Television for women. Lifetime, television for women." Yet for some reason, there's always a woman getting beaten on that network. In "Rod" Meredith Baxter gets beaten by a rod, a Lifetime Original Rod."
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using a sharpened tool to stab somebody, while then proceeding to insert ones phallus into the wound and fuckit
Henry fucked up real ba..
