Lift And Tuck

What is Lift And Tuck?


1.

After masturbation, to hide the sight of a raging erection, the penis is lifted and the elastic of the shorts/pants is used to tuck in said penis. A lift and tucker should avoid walking around without a shirt though since the top of the penis is sometimes visible.

Lloyd: Sup homes?

Al: What the hell Lloyd *points to elastic of Lloyd's pants*

Lloyd: ....woah! uhh

Al: Holy lift and tuck!

See lift, tuck, dick, masturbation, hide


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