Lift Hiker

What is Lift Hiker?


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A person who walks into an elevator, presses the floor they require then obliviously stands in front of the buttons so no other patrons may press the button they require.

stu: excuse me could you kindly step aside so that i may press the button?

Lift Hiker: oh sorry i didnt realise,

stu: Thats quite alright, (under breath) stupid lift hiker!

See heist, hog, lift


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