Ligamortis

What is Ligamortis?

To cover up an embarrassing moment by pretending to be injured.

Graham (Laughing): You went flying there Marco, you shouldn't have tried that shoulder charge.

Marco: Arrrgh my Ligaments.

Example 2:

Uday: That's it Jay, you're going in the figure 4 leg lock.

Jay: Arrrgh My Ligaments.

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