Light Rail

What is Light Rail?


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A post modern, post oil train that is basically a cross between a big city subway (e.g. metro) and an old schooltrolly. When serviced by a competent organization, this type of train has the potential to beat the living shit out of global warmingand peak oil.

In America, however, when mismanaged by your typical urban state government, a light rail system quickly becomes a broken down version of the world's smallest joke amongst the increasing proportion of working folk who can't afford $4/gallon gasoline.

The Baltimorelight rail is a vital link of the area's public transit system, yet it just makes the city look more ghettowhile it does very little to reduce traffic on interstates 83 and 97. Furthermore, it fails to convince the youth of Glen Burnieand Cockeysvillethat pimped out Civics and low riders are not the wave of our global ecological future.

See subway, trolly, old school, global warming, peak oil


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