Lighter Klepto

What is Lighter Klepto?


1.

One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.

<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>

Where is that lighter!?

Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.

Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.

See weed, smoke, reefer, ganja, kleptomania, drugs, grass, thief, bic, bicced


27

Random Words:

1. a quick and direct route (from the belief that bees take such routes when they return to their hives) I made a beeline for the bathroom..
1. originating from the jamaica the word is used to describe a gangsta person 1 - ya see dat man deh him shot 5 five police. person 2 - h..
1. an utterly foolish or senseless person lacking in knowledge or training. joey , your such an ignorant idiot. OR what an ignorant idio..