Lighter Klepto

What is Lighter Klepto?


1.

One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.

<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>

Where is that lighter!?

Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.

Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.

See weed, smoke, reefer, ganja, kleptomania, drugs, grass, thief, bic, bicced


27

Random Words:

1. expressing that the thing you are about to say is something you never want to hear. NoizeTrauma: What are you doing with your right han..
1. When a person has to much plastic surgery on their nose that it looks tiny, ugly and emaciated. You become almost unrecognizable. Look ..
1. Anything that is worthless or talentless. Synonymous with dick crap. Dude you're such a garrido. This computer is being a garrid..