Light-fingered Edit Meaning

1. Ibuprofen, advil, or any other "pain-relieving" medications. "Holy shit sarge!! That hungry Iraqi-kid just chewed my leg..

1. to be executed for spitting on the sidewalk I was fired and lost my pension after thirty years on the job because I played solitaire on..

1. A tossamander is an amphibian that is willing to toss your salad. "Man, that tossamander really licked my butthole clean!" S..