Lighthouse

What is Lighthouse?


1.

As defined by popular comedian Dane Cook : The perfect erection, when the vain leads up in a perfect spiral staircase right up to the thunderdome.

"A lighthouse is required to do the cashew trick"

See erect, light, house, dane cook

2.

To spray shit laterally on the vertical walls of a toilet stall. Note: Typically of a diarrhea-like consistency.

Buddy Lou was rushing to pull his pants down so fast as he entered the shitter after first noticing strong pangs of diarrhea, locked the stall door behind him, but 0h n03s he accidentally lighthoused it with a mighty colon blow.

See colon blow, diarrhea

3.

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

See Penguin

4.

Trying to master mind control whilst standing in a corner. Usually looking absent or grinning insanely.

Look at that rob he's got some major lighthousing going on, he's being a real roft.


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