Lightning Bolt

What is Lightning Bolt?


1.

An esperimental bass and drums duo formed in Rhode Island. The vocals are screamed into a jury-rigged phone receiver and are incomprehensible. The band preforms in the center of the crowd rather than on a stage.

Lightning Bolt drill their instruments into the ground every concert they play

See experimental music, duo, experimental, loud

2.

A Ping Pong ball thrown by a fat kid during a woodland LARP tournament.

"Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!"

See larp, obesity, ping pong, cake, virgin

3.

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.

<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.

<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.

See shit, poop, feces, dung, excrement, poo

4.

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.

<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.

<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.

See shit, poop, feces, dung, excrement, poo

5.

When two shockers are given simultaniously in an x pattern across the chest.

"Dude, yesterday i picked up thses two chicks and gave them a lightning bolt. Four in the pink, two in the stink." Billy the hobo

See shocker, surprise, stranger, open sesame


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