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When your pantyhose bunches behind your knees.
"Look at those granny knees! Pull them up!"..
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the blackest dog in the world
dame your dog is so black he is a could be called blacky the sheep dog
See dog, sheep, black, nigger, hu..
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I'm bad at everything.
Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."
See trainwreck, tr..