Lightspeed Edit Meaning

1. Up to date; to keep someone up to date on a subject Please keep me utd about when to meet befor the concert. See utd, huff, late, date..

1. a very large penis. Seen in the book "Sloppy Firsts" Marcus has ten inches of New Jersey whitesnake...

1. When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head ..