Lightspeed Edit Meaning

1. Reading a book and ejaculating on the cover to make it look better. Elvis died while on the toilet trying to Ejacuread on Thomas the Ta..

1. A word used in Counterstrike; Someone that walks into a warzone and leaves it while alive. Scott's a shot-caller...

1. An Uncle who offers to buy beers for a family barbecue/party/ or get together and only shows up with 2 of the crappiest brands beers in ..