What is Like A Children's Book?


1.

A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.

Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.

Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...

Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.

See like a book, pwnd


9

Random Words:

1. An infinate amount. Something that appears twice every time one is demolished, if you believe everything you read. 6576 Al-Qaida Terror..
1. A male who prefers the company of lesbians. Or who is attracted to lesbian beauty. When he was younger he was a lesbohag. See antonym,..
1. Fat Upper Pussy. When a womans stomach is so fat that it hangs down over the na-na. See jake..