What is Like A Children's Book?


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A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.

Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.

Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...

Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.

See like a book, pwnd


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