What is Like A Children's Book?
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A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.
Though similar to
Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...
Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.
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A very polite way of calling someone a liar after they tell you something that you know is utter bullshit.
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a rusty trambone is when someone gives a guy a hand job while blowing in the guy's asshole
bob recieved a rusty trambone during se..
