What is Like A Children's Book?
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A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.
Though similar to
Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...
Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.
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A bad man who steals candy from babies, and uses it to convince other babies to rub his combover.
Man, that's one crazy sumodeluxe..
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A state of agony that occurs when you are anxiously anticipating a phone call or text and you look at your cell phone every 30 seconds.
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