What is Like A Children's Book?
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A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.
Though similar to
Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...
Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.
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A sex act where when the man is about to ejactulate he climbs on top of a wardrobe (or other piece of furniture) and shoots his load ove..