What is Like A Cow Lookin' At A New Gate?
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Bewilderment, shock and disbelief.
Well, I was minding my own business, like a cowboy does.
This girl walked up and I told her I knew what color her underwear was.
She looked at me "like a cow lookin' at a new gate".
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(n) A library euphemism for an overdue fine.
I didn't return the book by the due date, so I got charged an extended use fee...