What is Like A Cow Lookin' At A New Gate?


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Bewilderment, shock and disbelief.

Well, I was minding my own business, like a cowboy does.

This girl walked up and I told her I knew what color her underwear was.

She looked at me "like a cow lookin' at a new gate".

See shock, confusion, disbelief, lost


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