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When your at a party and everyone is wasted and you shit infront of the toilet so they step in it.
I was soo wasted last night i didnt ..
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a handjob given because the girl felt bad for the guy.
Dude, i got a mercy jerk last night 'cause Judy found out about my grandma&..
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Perfection, in every possible way you could conceive. Simply having this person around makes your life feel a little better, no matter ..