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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
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A long standing source of fraud on the fine citizens of the States of the US, - making use of legal terminology (legalese) to confound, ..
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to masturbate at one's workplace
It sure was a downer that he was interupted by an intercom page while he was rubbing out an &apos..