Like A Hog Looking At A Wristwatch Edit Meaning

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Southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.

Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?

Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!