What is Like A Horse With Two Legs?


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Another way to say "lame".

Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in."

Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."

Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."

Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."

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