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When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit"..
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Using the free Starbucks coffee house wireless internet access without going inside the store to order coffee.
I drove my car to Starbu..
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Sitting down improperly which causes your sack and legs to fall up strangely. You squish your nut(s) between your two legs to cause a pa..