What is Like A Schoolie On Valentine's Day?


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Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.

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I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.

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Dick: Where are you rushing off to?

Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.

Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.

See schoolie, impatient, email, valentine's day, check


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