Lil Bill

What is Lil Bill?


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The adorable cartoon character in Sainsburys TV ad for car insurance. Lil Bill is a walking, singing, smiling receipt with an immensely catchy theme tune!

Gabbi: Lil Bill is so cute!

Anne: I know!! I love him!

Gabbi: No i love him more!

*Continues until they both break into the Lil Bill song*:

Now i aint too big and i aint too small but for car insurance give Sainsburys a call. I could save you money, get your premiums down by as much as £180! Lil Bill, Lil Bill, Lil Bill, Lil Tiny Bill


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