L'il Jon

What is L'il Jon?


1.

Most people label him as untalented and unrelentlessly saying "YEAAH", "WHAAT?", and "OOKKAAY". He's actually a producer, not a rapper, although he does say whole lot more than people credit him for. If anything, he's a genius. Not just anybody can get millions by saying 3 words consecutively. He also helped kick off L'il Scrappy's career, and that Dave Chapelle Show episode was in COLLABORATION with Li'l Jon. Pay attention dummy.

Yea

What...What

Check dis out right (Yea)

Lil' Jon and the motherfuking East Side Boyz

The Kings of Krunk

Back at you with some new shit

Now just because we went platinum and shit don't mean we gone change nigga

We the muthafuking Kings of Krunk and we gon' always keep this muthafucker krunk

Now let's talk about some more music

-from the song, "What You Gon' Do

He actually has a whole verse too. If that doesn't shut you up why don't you go settle the score with him hm?

2.

A man who resides in Hammond Indiana. Li'l Jon is only 4 inches tall. It's true, I dated him for a short while. He eventually dumped me. I learned my lesson...No more Garden Gnomes...such angry lil dudes!!! Midgets are much nicer!!!

Hey Angelina..Still seein that 4 inch fellow, L'il Jon???

By the way..whats that funky Goo stuck on the bottom of your Nike...???

Angelina: oh..ohhhhhhh....I see him.. nowwwww!!!!!!!!!

See hammond, inches, lesson, goo, gnomes

3.

an amazing amateur skier that has previously won the young guns open

l'il jon killlllllllz it

See lj, kills, it, like, no, other, skier


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