What is Lil' Shiny?
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A voracious creature naturally bald and an extremely deadly swimmer. When not devouring noobs in the pool, Lil' Shiny's can often be found on couches with a large tub of macaroni and cheese. They enjoy mini speedos, raving, and staking out the nearest couch. If you ever happen to encounter one in the pool through macaroni at it quickly get out of the water.
I was swimming in the pool when a Lil' Shiny blew by me at around 234 miles per hour. Luckily I had my Lil' Shiny repellent on me (box o' macaroni) and I got away.
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